Jesus and the Spiders from Mars

I've become quite obsessed with the idea that if Jesus comes back he will look like Ziggy Stardust (as mentioned in a previous post). We put so much emphasis on appearance and the way people look that I wonder what the reactions of the Christian hordes would be if the messiah had red spiky hair and wore a glitter suit with silver platform shoes. I doubt they'd like it.

The Apostles could be The Spiders from Mars. Jammin Good with John and Peter!

There is no reason for this post I just think it is a funny idea....