Muslim = Arab. Bush = Idiot.

Bush is in Pakistan and yesterday he said: "Pakistan will be a steadfast partner for America, a peaceful neighbour for India, and a force for freedom and moderation in the Arab world.”

Arab World?? Does George Bush think that Pakistan is an Arab country or is it just his small-minded stupidity that assumes all Muslims are Arabs? Jeez! Does anybody else remember how we laughed when Dan Quayle went to Latin America and wished that he could speak more Latin? It doesn't seem so funny now does it. Oh well, at least Bush also said this:

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."

I sometimes wonder wether this man is truly so callous and evil that He uses his stupid-mask to cover up the real stuff He is doing. Are we all giving him too much credit in his buffoonery and using that to excuse the things he is doing in our name.

On a related note, over in the 51st State of America, Governor Tony Blair said that God will judge him on his actions in Iraq. For the first time in my life I find myself agreeing with him. I fucking hope so! Better get the anal lubricant out Tony - there's a big red-hot poker coming your way!.

At the risk of making the man sound like a harmless eejit, here's a few more Bush-isms for you, just because we all need a laugh sometimes:

• "Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."
• "Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."
• "Mars is essentially in the same orbit . . . Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
• "What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."
• "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
• "I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change."
• "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared.'"
• "Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
• "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
• "The future will be better tomorrow."
• "We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world."
• "People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."
• "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
• "I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican."
• "I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix."
• "When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame."
• "Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."
• "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
• "For NASA, space is still a high priority."
• "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
• "[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."

Somewhere in Texas a village is missing an idiot.